Open Letter

Dear White People*,

Stop making us all look like assholes.

Stop screaming lies at the top of your lungs just because our president is a black man. Stop doing the absolutely most belligerent things while staying just within the law. Stop making it look like we want everyone else to feel shitty because they're not white.

Thank you.

Yrs,

Bobo The Wandering Pallbearer




*You know who you are. Oh yes you do.