BEHOLD GOSSAMER!

SO what separates this from the earlier iteration, dubbed Monstro?

Note the fried egg topper. I had been thinking about doing something along these lines for a week or so now, based largely on several items that popped up on shows we have been following on the Travel Channel. A fried egg on a sammich is a wonderful thing indeed. Any of you thinking of doing such a thing yourself, two bits of advice: cooking the egg hard is not the way to go. I would seem to forestall any messiness that might otherwise be involved, but it's just not the way to go. You have to trust me on that.

Also, it is absolutely crucial that you locate and monitor the yolk of the egg within the sandwich. This should be attacked in a single bite, and you should be prepared for a wildly varying degree of spurtage/seepage.

Insert your porn joke here. Hell, never mind; I just said "insert."

Last night's movie was this. It was fine. There were morality bits that were iffy, and it kind of bothered me that those iffy bits were really the basis on which the thing was built, but the acting was uniformy strong, and all the characters came off as essentially believable and mostly honorable, and all utterly human, so it was all pretty much watchable. And it moved well enough, but not so fast as to strain credulity.

So to recap: sausage sandwich with fried egg, recommended, but expect some acrobatics to be necessary.

Traitor: recommended, but be prepared to make the occasional ethical leap now and again. And watch out for that yolk!